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The
first installment of The Passenger ran on Feb. 25, 1998, a month
to the day after Bryan the General Manager casually mentioned that
he'd like to see me try my hand at a different kind of web review
column - one that favored content over design, a pop culture gospel
that would out-suck Suck. While I haven't, in my opinion, hit that
milestone yet (and I enjoy reading Suck as much as you do; don't
send me any freaking pro-Suck mail, as I will mock you), the positive
reaction to The Passenger has been little short of staggering. The
readers rave, the webmasters smile, and my paycheck continues to
appear in my account, almost a year after Bryan confidently predicted
he'd strangle me within a fortnight.
These 10 sites are the ones
I've found myself revisiting again and again - showing them to friends,
breathlessly waiting for updates or simply enjoying the content
that led me to choose them in the first place. Enjoy them again
or for the first time - touch them, love them! Hah, hah!
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PINHOLE
GALLERY
One of my first picks. While a pinhole camera is simple, the photographs it
produces are not, and this site beautifully illustrates that truism. I can't
really do the photography justice in this space - hey, I don't have a
thousand words! - but I can tell you that Charles LoVerme's QuickTime VR
pinhole still embodies the most effective use of the plugin.
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VINCEWORLD
Vince Collins, you are the King of all Dimensions. Play with his
intelligent, bizarre multimedia animations until you understand where they
come from. I'm still working on that, myself. Visit now, while "Speedway
Thrills" and "The Al Fresco Story" are still available.
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THE
LOGAN'S RUN SANDMEN PAGE
Hey, why not? I dig this homage to the cautionary 1976 MGM sci-fi classic
almost more than I love the movie. In Logan's world promiscuity is
encouraged, hallucinogenic drugs are legal, everyone wears pastels and
reside in a giant, domed shopping mall. Relive! Relive!
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ROADSIDE
AMERICA
A classic. Roadside America celebrates every kitschy diversion,
small-town freakshow and vintage landmark in the US of A, with the
kind of awe and dignity accorded the Parthenon and Stonehenge. If
you've ever driven out of your way to stand under a statue of Popeye,
you'll understand.
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BRETT
NEWS
At once hilarious, angry, thought-provoking and puzzling, the
essays of Brett Leveridge are a must-read. At the very least, you
should meet all the fine gentlemen who courted his mother. And he's
the only essayist on NPR who doesn't adversely affect my driving.
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ASK
AN ASTRONAUT
I wanna take you higher! This terrific space site puts Joe Q.
Public questions to Jim Lovell, Buzz Aldrin and Story Musgrave.
And yes, Virginia, they explain the zero-gravity toilet in terms
more dignified than I would use. Forget "Armageddon" - this is the
real rock.
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SOUL
COUGHING
The literate, trippy quartet's official website is as witty and
well composed as "El Oso," their latest album (double plug!). Even
if you've never heard a note of their music (MPEG and WAV files
abound; you have no excuse), reading Doughty's song backgrounds
will knock your ass out.
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CAROL
LAY
The creator of Salon's "Story Minute" sent me a very nice letter,
which made me giddy 'cause I honestly believe she's one of the absolute
best storytellers out there. Every week, she spins a tale that shames
every movie that came out last summer. And her personal site rocks.
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URBAN
LEGEND REFERENCE PAGES
The San Fernando Valley Folklore Society means business. They
will prove to you that Walt Disney isn't frozen, New Coke wasn't
a publicity ploy and that no one ever lost their kidney in a motel
bathtub. I could read this stuff all day.
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DISGRUNTLED
HOUSEWIFE
I just checked again, and I'm still not on DH's ever-growing "Dick
List," an index of every jerk, cad, cheapskate, freak, pervert,
wife-beater and scumbag in America. Perhaps it hasn't been updated
recently. I love this site the way you love your spouse - in brief,
very intense bursts. Nikol, sweetie, darling ...
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There's a few other sites
- oh, about 50 or so - that I would have liked to include here.
I think I can squeeze five more sites in without busting the block:
Mark Harden's splendid online gallery The
Artchive, Connor Ratliff's Elvis Costello fan site Bright
Blue Times (some of the most lucid music criticism I've
ever read), Rodney Alan Greenblat's Center
for Advanced Whimsy, Max Cannon's evil, evil comic Red
Meat (we hate you, Milkman Dan!), and the web home of "Thrift
Score" author and cable-TV movie reviewer Al
Hoff. You go, girl.
A great big Passenger smooch
goes out to Michelle Felice and Guy Schackman, who put the images
and HTML to this accursed page every week; to Scott Dickensheets,
who created the uncanny likeness of me that graces the top of the
page; to Gregory Crosby, who subbed for me while I was drunk in
Seattle; lastly, to the evil geniuses of Department Lemur, who have
spared my life yet another next day.
Thanks for coming this far,
friends and neighbors. As per usual, all site suggestions, correspondences,
waxings and wanings will reach me at passenger@vegaslounge.com.
See you next year!
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The Passenger first appeared on Vegas.com and ran from March 1998 until February 2000.
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