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Department
Lemur is quiet today. You see, the hot weather has finally hit Vegas
full-on, and half of my compatriots are fast asleep and won't wake
up until cocktail hour or October, whichever comes first. But for
the gentle whirring sound of somebody's Dynabee
and the low-end rumble of the 2-trillion watt THX
speakers connected to my fusion-powered workstation, it is very, very
quiet indeed. For a change.
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STRONG
... AS KANSAS
The
Adventures of Pete and Pete have likely ended, but even
in reruns, this Nickelodeon show remains one of the most original
on the tube. Pete and Pete expanded the limits of what was previously
considered "children's television," and like fellow Nick nutcases
Ren and Stimpy, they aimed for a spot just over your head, where
your kids are right now. Every part of the show - from the dreamlike
setting to the catchy Polaris (nee Miracle Legion) theme song, "Hey
Sandy" - shames the quasi-hipsters at MTV and makes "Twin
Peaks" look like Vatican City. Perhaps a telephone has been ringing
for years, and everyone is afraid to answer it; perhaps the International
Adult Conspiracy is out to get Artie,
the Strongest Man in the World once again ("I do not believe
you can catch me, for I am super-freaky"). No matter how fantastic
the circumstances, Pete and Pete never feels contrived. And just
think how much groovier your own childhood might have been if your
neighborhood had been comprised of such folks as Steve
Buscemi, Iggy Pop, Bebe Neuwirth, Janeane Garofalo, Ann
Magnuson, Hunter S. Thompson and the foxy babes of Luscious Jackson.
Visit the boys - and this terrific fan site - before the younger
Pete sells the whole kit and caboodle to the Krechmars.
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TAKE
THE TOUR
This handsome site reminds us - as if we needed reminding - why
Alfred Hitchcock
was a giant among directors. All the proof is here: clips
from "Rear Window," "North By Northwest" and "To Catch A Thief,"
his most memorable quotes
("The length of a movie should be directly related to the endurance
of the human bladder"), even a list of every one of the infamous
cameos
he made in his own films. The site can't address Hitchcock's entire
legacy; nothing could. However, a quick trip through here should
be enough to drive you to Blockbuster, perhaps to check out the
twisted psychosexual rollercoaster of "Marnie"
or the slow burn of "Rope."
At any rate, you may want to visit the original "Dial
M For Murder" before you see the insipid Michael Douglas
/ Gwyneth Paltrow remake currently mucking up the multiplexes. Hitch
once said that "actors should be treated like cattle." Boy, could
we ever use him now.
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ROCK
'N' ROLL LIVES
They haven't put out any new material in a while, and their website
hasn't been updated in a month or so, but that doesn't matter one
whit to the Passenger. Soul
Coughing is still one of the greatest bands in the known
universe. "Soundtrack
To Mary." "Screenwriter's
Blues." "The Brooklynites." Visit the site, read the words,
dig the far-out samples. A must for every household.
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WHEN
WPM RULED THE EARTH
"'Things of the past' are still present … it's their world that
is absent," emphasizes Richard Polt, a philosopher and collector
of pre-Microsoft word processors, namely typewriters. The
Classic Typewriter Page, maintained by Polt, treats these
tools as old-world artifacts, with all due respect for their function
and beauty. The
Franklin could serve as a centerpiece. You can practically
hear the Underwood
No. 5 banging out novels and beat poetry. And the fanciful
Oliver 9
looks like a construct of pre-war science fiction; Polt points out
that it has a cameo in David Croenenberg's film of William S. Burrough's
"Naked Lunch," a parallel world in which it was unwise to upset
your typewriter. Whether you're a collector,
an admirer or someone who's never seen a real typewriter before,
this site is a rare treat - a genuine time capsule from a lost world.
No, this won't do at all. We must have volume! I'm going to load
up that old Parliament disc, crank up my dual subwoofers and make
a go at waking the dead. Talk to you next week if the fallout doesn't
liquify my bones! Adios!
The Passenger first appeared on Vegas.com and ran from March 1998 until February 2000.
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